How Much of Human Life is Lost in Waiting

Today was yet another unsuccessful day. Ethel continues to creep closer and closer like a hungry tiger towards MY man, Antonio. This is unacceptable! I can only talk to Steve and Petunia at lunch for so much longer, before I go cray-cray. Whilst creeping on our friendships on Facebook, I came to the conclusion that my friendship with Antonio is much more extensive and picture-full than those of other suitors, such as Ethel. As this is the case---I know that in the next few weeks I will be able to win the great competition for Antonio. My friends, Tiana and Shaniqua, helped me come to this conclusion whilst we were eating at our favorite bbq joint. We also saw quite a few hawtie-mc-hawties as we ate. It was just a typical Friday, with high hopes, low expectations, and a GNO to end it all. Hopefully next week I will be more successful in my quest to win over Antonio.

Wish me luck!

♥ Scarlett